Avatar has been nominated for a Golden Globe for best drama, which isn’t surprising I guess given that James Cameron’s last film won about 43 Oscars and made more money than Tiger Woods’ golfing career. It got almost as many women wet, as well.
I just hope it isn’t as full of annoying bullshit as Titanic was. Take, for example, the dodgy old woman Rose, who was not nearly as hot as young Rose, or as easy. At the beginning of the film, when they have all the jewellery and junk they found from the wreckage laid out on tables, she manages to find MULTIPLE pieces that belonged to her. Are you serious lady? There were thousands of people on that ship, and the scavengers just happened to stumble upon a whole heap of shit that belongs to you? Oh, my hand mirror. Oh, my snuff-box.
Whatever Rose, I know the real deal. You left your rich douche of a fiancée and spent the rest of your life dirt poor, and then saw an opportunity to make a bit of cash or have some nice things again. I wouldn’t put it past you to do something like that – you let Jack fucking drown because you wouldn’t share an enormous ballroom door with him.
Also, what the fuck is she doing at the end? She has the Heart of the Ocean, which is obviously worth a ridiculous amount of money (it even has a French name: La Coeur de l’Ocean) and she throws it overboard! I take it back about her being a money-grubbing whore – she’s just a crazy person. Rose! Keep the extraordinary piece of historical jewellery! Sell it if you don’t want to keep it. Give the money to someone who needs it or maybe even spend it on a fucking haircut.
Man, even when they’re old and should have learnt better, bitches are crazy.
Wasn’t this originally about Avatar? Sam Worthington is pretty good at being badass, even when he’s all blue and queer looking. That’s queer as in weird, by the way, not gay. Although he does look like he’d know his way around a pair of testicles.
Haha!, this is mad.